🦝 Rock Your Nurse Life with Humor! 🦝

Step into work with a smile in our hilarious “Too Young to Retire, Too Poor to Quit, Too Fat to Strip” Nurse Raccoon T-shirt. Featuring a vintage-style, monochrome illustration of a playful raccoon in scrubs, this tee is designed to tickle the funny bones of all nurses who live the rock-and-roll nurse life!

Why You’ll Love It:

🌟 Ultimate Comfort:
Our nurse-themed t-shirt is as soft and lightweight as your favorite scrubs, with the perfect amount of stretch. Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, it ensures all-day comfort while you rock your shifts in style.

👕 Flawless Fit for Every Nurse:
The unisex fit provides a modern, relaxed look that’s perfect whether you're on the hospital floor or off-duty. With side seams for structure and a durable design, it’s a tee that’s ready for anything.

✨ High-Quality Fabric:
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk to ensure perfect fit after every wash
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for extra durability

🌍 Eco-Friendly and Ethical:
Made on-demand with sustainable materials and practices, this shirt is as good for the planet as it is for your wardrobe. Feel great knowing it’s ethically produced with care.

✨ Funny & Inspirational Design:
The humorous phrase and playful raccoon illustration on this t-shirt capture the reality of long shifts and unforgettable patient encounters. It’s more than just a shirt – it’s a badge of honor for the nurses who rock, roll, and make it through every day with a smile.

💕 Designed with Love:
Created by a team of dedicated artists and nurses, this t-shirt is crafted with care and shipped directly from the USA.

Satisfaction Guaranteed:
Your happiness is our priority! If you’re not completely satisfied, contact us, and we’ll make it right.

🧼 Care Instructions:
Wash: Cold water to preserve the fabric and print.
Dry: Tumble dry low or hang dry for best results.
Store: Keep in a cool, dry place away from sunlight to maintain vibrancy.

🎁 Get 10% Off Your First Order! 🎁
Order today to bring humor and comfort to your workday!

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