Too Young To Retire Too Poor To Quit Too Fat To Strip Raccoon Nurse Tee

Too Young To Retire Too Poor To Quit Too Fat To Strip Raccoon Nurse Tee
Too Young To Retire Too Poor To Quit Too Fat To Strip Raccoon Nurse Tee
Too Young To Retire Too Poor To Quit Too Fat To Strip Raccoon Nurse Tee
Too Young To Retire Too Poor To Quit Too Fat To Strip Raccoon Nurse Tee

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Too Young To Retire Too Poor To Quit Too Fat To Strip Raccoon Nurse Tee

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Heroes Hues
$30.00

🦝 Rock Your Nurse Life with Humor! 🦝

Step into work with a smile in our hilarious “Too Young to Retire, Too Poor to Quit, Too Fat to Strip” Nurse Raccoon T-shirt. Featuring a vintage-style, monochrome illustration of a playful raccoon in scrubs, this tee is designed to tickle the funny bones of all nurses who live the rock-and-roll nurse life!

Why You’ll Love It:

🌟 Ultimate Comfort:
Our nurse-themed t-shirt is as soft and lightweight as your favorite scrubs, with the perfect amount of stretch. Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, it ensures all-day comfort while you rock your shifts in style.

👕 Flawless Fit for Every Nurse:
The unisex fit provides a modern, relaxed look that’s perfect whether you're on the hospital floor or off-duty. With side seams for structure and a durable design, it’s a tee that’s ready for anything.

✨ High-Quality Fabric:
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk to ensure perfect fit after every wash
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for extra durability

🌍 Eco-Friendly and Ethical:
Made on-demand with sustainable materials and practices, this shirt is as good for the planet as it is for your wardrobe. Feel great knowing it’s ethically produced with care.

✨ Funny & Inspirational Design:
The humorous phrase and playful raccoon illustration on this t-shirt capture the reality of long shifts and unforgettable patient encounters. It’s more than just a shirt – it’s a badge of honor for the nurses who rock, roll, and make it through every day with a smile.

💕 Designed with Love:
Created by a team of dedicated artists and nurses, this t-shirt is crafted with care and shipped directly from the USA.

Satisfaction Guaranteed:
Your happiness is our priority! If you’re not completely satisfied, contact us, and we’ll make it right.

🧼 Care Instructions:
Wash: Cold water to preserve the fabric and print.
Dry: Tumble dry low or hang dry for best results.
Store: Keep in a cool, dry place away from sunlight to maintain vibrancy.

🎁 Get 10% Off Your First Order! 🎁
Order today to bring humor and comfort to your workday!

 

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165

Each item is handcrafted and assembled with love just for you and your loved one. Due to this, please allow 2 - 5 business days for your order to ship.

Once shipped, you can expect delivery within:

USA: 2 - 5 Business Days w/ Standard (1 - 3 Business Days w/ Expedited)

Canada: 5 - 10 Business Days

UK & EU: 3 - 7 Business Days

Australia & New Zealand: 8 - 20 Business Days

Rest of the World: 5 - 10 Business Days

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